Lay Carmelites of St. Joseph Parish meet on the third Tuesday of each month at 5:00pm in the Youth Hall. If you are interested or for more info, call Clara LeBlanc at 334-5785. Lay Carmelite is an association of lay people who, in response to a call from God, freely and willingly, promise to live…
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The Gospel today reminds us of the old adage “You can’t take it with you.” As death approaches, the rich can’t seem to imagine leaving their wealth behind. The Pharaohs of Egypt built great pyramids to house their wealth so that they could take it with them into the afterlife. Jokes abound about this great…
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In an old episode of “The Simpsons,” Superintendent Chalmers is fired, and Principal Skinner is promoted. The Springfield school board needs to find a new principal. It’s not likely they would hire just anyone off the street to run Springfield Elementary – would they? When Homer Simpson becomes principal, he dresses as an educator in…
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An elderly couple was seen sharing a single hamburger, fries, and a drink. The husband cut the burger in half and divided the fries into two equal piles. As he ate his portion, his wife took sips from the shared drink. Other patrons in the restaurant took pity and offered to buy them another order.…
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